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Die, You Bloodsucking Bastard! (DRABBLE)

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imapop13

Published: May 7, 2017

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Die, You Bloodsucking Bastard!

RomaniaxReader

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"Die, you bloodsucking bastard!"
"_____! Please, think about what you're doing!" Vladimir pleaded. "Would you dare hurt an innocent soul?"
"Innocent? Hah!" ______ scoffed. "It's going to drink my blood!"
______ raised their hands and killed the mosquito buzzing in front of their face in one quick motion. Vladimir gasped.
"Noooo! How could you?"
"It's an annoying, blooducking, bastard!"

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I've had the idea in my head for a while, but I typed this up now, as I am taking a break from writing definitions to study for the AP Exams on Wednesday. RIP me